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mugasofer: mad-yet-glad: just-shower-thoughts: Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:32:24 -0400

mad-yet-glad:

just-shower-thoughts:

Do Deaf people understand puns? Are there some combinations of sign language which are hilariously ambigious?

Signing the word milk when moving it pas your eyes is “pasteurized milk” (past your eyes milk)

That’s appalling. Have a like.

stellarlosersclub: kingsteve011: millie doing an impression of...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:31:58 -0400

stellarlosersclub:

kingsteve011:

millie doing an impression of finn at stranger con today!

(creds to finnyfrogboy)

BILL HADER WATCH OUT MILLIE IS COMING FOR YOUR IMPRESSION ABILITIES

devoidofharmony: square: dilemmas: toddypalmpie: vague-humanoid: antifamutant: square: degeo...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:30:25 -0400

devoidofharmony:

square:

dilemmas:

toddypalmpie:

vague-humanoid:

antifamutant:

square:

degeo-eitux:

square:

Me: *reblogs a post*

Porn Bots:

ON EVERYTHING TOO

Post: “My grandma just died”

Bots:

Did anyone notice that the bots actually like… Changed. They now know the site is gay, not hetero at all and hetero nsfw bots are… Dying out completely.

The B in LGBT stands for Bot

Lmaooo look at the notes..

Porn bots…. Porn bots everywhere.

@Staff i’m holding you responsible

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:29:22 -0400

Photo

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:25:46 -0400

edmundforpresident: abovethyfold: edmundforpresident: After the war Peter’s teacher figured it...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:24:51 -0400

edmundforpresident:

abovethyfold:

edmundforpresident:

After the war Peter’s teacher figured it would be a kind gesture to have their students write letters to veterans. Most of the students wrote short paragraphs where they were thanked for their service. The average length was a couple of paragraphs, while some only sent a couple of sentences.

Peter wrote four handwritten pages. He walked the veteran through the trauma they were gonna experience. Heartfelt descriptions of the emotional stress. He told them how the war might’ve ended, but it would continue in his heart, mind and dreams. Peter didn’t thank them for their service, but apologized for their loss. Peter knew the pain, he had seen it in his soldiers. He put as much experience he could into the letter.

When his teacher mailed the letters to an army office, Peter’s letter were covered in their tears.

continue???

Upon the letters arrival to the army office, a secretary opened and read the letters. The war might be over, but they still made sure no one gave any information to those who shouldn’t have it. Most letters were then quickly dispatched to several veteran- and army hospitals both in and out of country. Peter’s letter was at the bottom of the pile. The secretary read it, and then added a quick note of; “Sir, i believe you should read this” and put it in the ingoing pile belonging to a Major in the British army. The Major too read the letter, and it still held the faint scent of salt. It would be a lie to not acknowledge that also the major contributed to the saline content of the letter.
The major had the secretary copy up the letter. That copy was printed up in as many copies as they could. “Peter’s Apology” was sendt my mail, carrier, train and car to as many soldiers as they could reach. After six months, every british veteran had recieved an envelope containing “Peter’s apology”. No soldier knew who the legendary ‘Peter’ was. Some thought it was a conspiracy by the higher-ups to try to make up for the damages they had caused. Others swore it was a genuine letter. No one knew for sure. Only a secretary knew it had come from a school, but Peter was a common name, and it didn’t feel right to look into it.
After some months, an envelope carrying the ensignia of the british army found itself in the mailbox of the Pevensies. Mr Pevensie gathered the mail, and wearily opened the letter. An hour later, Susan Pevensie came home from school, and was met with her crying father on the floor. She held him as he cried, and saw the letter in his hand. She needed naught but some glances to see what it was. She recognised the style instantly, and as he held her sobbing father she whispered.
“He truly was magnificent”

decision: via weheartit

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:20:24 -0400

decision:

via weheartit

vrabia: officialromaniantranslatiuni: http://www.bihorcouture.co...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:19:01 -0400

vrabia:

officialromaniantranslatiuni:

http://www.bihorcouture.com

hey friends, if you care about cultural appropriation and the damage it causes, please check out this awesome project!

in 2017 dior copied the design of a traditional romanian coat from the county of bihor and sold it for 30,000 euro, giving no credit to the local artisans. in response, romanian fashion magazine beau monde helped the community create their own brand, bihor couture, which sells the original coat, handmade to order, for 500 euro a piece. they also sell other traditional clothing and jewelry for much more accessible prices (5-45 euro). they’ve been hugely successful so far, and currently have enough pre-orders to cover 4.5 years of work, with 100% of the profits returning to the community.

it’s surprisingly common for big name fashion designers like dior, gaultier, tom ford and altuzarra to copy traditional romanian clothing and sell it for ridiculous prices, with minimal original input, while giving nothing back to the community where these designs originated. it’s completely unfair that a big name designer can just steal so much hard work and misuse it to make huge profits.

please support bihor couture, if not by ordering one of their products, then by spreading the news around. it’s really awesome to see a small community fight back against cultural appropriation so successfully. i hope they carry on for a long time!

beforerains: I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:12:33 -0400

beforerains:

I can’t believe some of things u people make me read with my own two eyes

advanced-procrastination: theycallme-misssunshine: ace-nyctophyle:The most unrealistic thing about...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:11:19 -0400

advanced-procrastination:

theycallme-misssunshine:

ace-nyctophyle:
The most unrealistic thing about Hogwarts is that no one forgot to bring their wand to class

“wait, we needed to bring our WANDS today? nobody has told me!”

“Mr, do you have a wand I can borrow?”
“Did you ask your classmates?”
“Yeah, Jimmy and Lisa need to borrow wands too.”

thebibliosphere: jamesmasinoart: For my 3D production class I...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:10:54 -0400

thebibliosphere:

jamesmasinoart:

For my 3D production class I had to create a three shot short that was a remake of an existing movie scene- with muppets. I ran out of time to do the particle water effects, but this is basically Pacific Rim anyway.

We’re losing our collective shit laughing at this. Holy crap it’s so funny, please turn the sound on.

lousysharkbutt: thinkin about that sequelpatreon | twitter |...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:32:44 -0400

lousysharkbutt:

thinkin about that sequel
patreon | twitter | instagram

msxfive: Artist: kazisvet_ on instagram

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:32:01 -0400

msxfive:

Artist: kazisvet_ on instagram

yiffmaster:most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:52:48 -0400

yiffmaster:

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

Finally We have witnessed a Royal got wedding.

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:37:22 -0400

thejollywriter:

jefemightyoozaru:

se0ctopus:

This turned out WAY better than the last GOT wedding

this is so wholesome?????

fuckyeahbillhader: Bill Hader photographed for the L.A. Times,...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:35:28 -0400

fuckyeahbillhader:

Bill Hader photographed for the L.A. Times, April 2018 (📷 by Kirk McKoy)

vrabia: officialromaniantranslatiuni: http://www.bihorcouture.com...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:25:17 -0400

vrabia:

officialromaniantranslatiuni:

http://www.bihorcouture.com

hey friends, if you care about cultural appropriation and the damage it causes, please check out this awesome project!

in 2017 dior copied the design of a traditional romanian coat from the county of bihor and sold it for 30,000 euro, giving no credit to the local artisans. in response, romanian fashion magazine beau monde helped the community create their own brand, bihor couture, which sells the original coat, handmade to order, for 500 euro a piece. they also sell other traditional clothing and jewelry for much more accessible prices (5-45 euro). they’ve been hugely successful so far, and currently have enough pre-orders to cover 4.5 years of work, with 100% of the profits returning to the community.

it’s surprisingly common for big name fashion designers like dior, gaultier, tom ford and altuzarra to copy traditional romanian clothing and sell it for ridiculous prices, with minimal original input, while giving nothing back to the community where these designs originated. it’s completely unfair that a big name designer can just steal so much hard work and misuse it to make huge profits.

please support bihor couture, if not by ordering one of their products, then by spreading the news around. it’s really awesome to see a small community fight back against cultural appropriation so successfully. i hope they carry on for a long time!

antigonetwo: ninthwardjawn: conversations in a parked car be intense as fuck. it’s the idling fumes

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:21:44 -0400

antigonetwo:

ninthwardjawn:

conversations in a parked car be intense as fuck.

it’s the idling fumes

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: pussykraken: i honestly dont know...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:20:52 -0400

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo, a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

dailymarvelheroes:Daily Marvel Heroes’ Top 20 Characters (as...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 05:19:04 -0400

dailymarvelheroes:

Daily Marvel Heroes’ Top 20 Characters (as voted by our followers)
#17. Okoye (1.79%)